You? have? insomnia? too?

You're an angel
I've heard angels are hermaphrodites
Really? Is that like... a relegion?
No, but I've heard its contagious
You don't say!

I went shopping today
ooooooooh! What you bought?
I bought a green bowl and a matching green plate
oh.
What?
nothing.
Tell me.
I just thought you'd have bought me something.
Well... its a square green plate.
Dish it out then, why don't you.

For a while there was nothing, then suddenly, there was a deluge.
NO!!
I was like... and then she was like whatever...
that is so tight...
I know isn't it?
Yeah like totally dude
like way out
way way out
cool
hey, I can throw up all my food in a single stream now
thats wicked cool
yeah whatever, you're smelly

So second base is like when you touch each other on the organs that define your sexuality right? And they all feel kinda poofy?
Right.
And is this under the shirt or over the shirt.
Umm... under mostly
And what of the bra?
well, that tends to get unhooked too.
As do boxer shorts?
Yes those too
I see... Well, whats base three then.
See, thats the whole point ... no one keeps track after that
...ah! Can you pass the salt?

So what if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
that guy sitting by the window there...?
You think he's lost?
No, I think it works the other way...
Which way?
I think we're lost.
Oh.

Do you think apple corers are brilliant inventions?
No, I think they are glorified knives for the lazy
How should you know, you've never cored an apple in your life
When it comes to women and apples, I tend not to risk it
Whats that supposed to mean?
Look at what happened to Adam
Thats possibly the most sexist thing I have heard!
Take your PMS someplace else and let me scratch my crotch in peace

"God are you listening?"
"No!! Never!! You can't make me!!"

"God hear my prayer and let my cry come unto thee
Oh Oh OoOoOoo Oo ....
I'm all alone like tarzan boy"
"what are you crying about... I told you the new outfit wouldn't work either. AFKAP my arse!"